Secondary Sources - An Internet Scavenger Hunt

Sarah Larson Owns a Mysterious Company

2008-04-17T14:31:00.000-07:00

An interesting link was sent to me by Joseph Culligan at Web of Deception, a pretty awesome site featuring public records data on a variety of celebs. Click here to view the registration records for Guess What You Got, Ltd., an LLC Sarah founded with friend and artist Brandy Wood. The document includes some unknown tidbits on Sarah, including her address, the price she paid for her Vegas digs ($465,000), and certification that she holds a hunting license on the state of the Nevada (ew!).

Real World Hollywood's Kimberly Alexander

2008-04-17T14:23:00.000-07:00

No question, in her Real World audition tape, this girl appears to be an amalgamation of every nasty, hypocritical, and meglomaniacal Real World cast member to appear in the past 19 seasons. Whether or not it is just an act is yet to be seen.

Here's what I have found so far:

A lame music video for a band called "Closer" (via Myspace), which stars Ms. Kimberly Alexander:

The Difference 3rd Cut

Via The Palmetto Scoop, "She is back in Columbia, South Carolina, working at a sushi restaurant and bar called Tsunami."

Via Voice123, she may be looking for voiceover work. Someone with the same name is listed and describes her voice as "flirty, crispy, and upbeat."

New Racy Photos of Sarah Larson With Her Ex-Boyfriend

2008-03-29T17:42:00.000-07:00

Star magazine has found more pictures of Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson (SURPRISE! No, not really.) on Last Night's Party of all places. Click here to see the gallery. Sigh, if only I'd checked the site back in August, but I doubted she would be on there.

The big question is: Who is she dry humping in the photos? I did some research and I'm most certain it's Ryan Doherty, Vegas entrepreneur, and Larson's ex as reported by PageSix back in February. Apparently, the two were still hot for each other even after she'd met George. These photos were taken in July 2007. Just a month and a half later, she appeared in Venice with George.

Ok, so how I can tell it's Ryan Doherty? Well, first see the WireImage pic of him below from 2006. See the chin dimple, now see the first pic below from Last Night's Party. There, she's snuggling up to a chin-dimpled guy. Now, check out the ridge on his left ear. I guess you could say he's earmarked. That ridge is also reflected in the shots (click photos for larger images) of the guy who is pressed up against her in the photos that follow. And in case you're wondering if they were just having a one-night drunken reunion, check out the last picture. It was taken at the June 29, 2007, 944 Listening Lounge Party. Enough said.

Photo: WireImage.com

Photo: LastNightsParty.com

Photo: LastNightsParty.com

Photo: LastNightsParty.com

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Big Brother 9 Cast Discuss Myspace

2008-02-19T10:28:00.000-08:00

Natalie makes no mention of her deleted profile, but announces the URL for her online art gallery. Sheila seems clueless about EVERYTHING.

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Big Brother Natalie's Missing Myspace Page Recovered

2008-02-07T21:21:00.000-08:00

It has come to my attention that Ms. Natalie deleted her Myspace account earlier today. It's a shame that such a great page has gone to waste. For those still interested, I found it in the Google cache and compiled a few screenshots. She really seems to like those hot pink backgrounds that appeal to 13-year-old girls.

I also came across an older Myspace account under her name. It's from 2006 and it's the one where she says she worked at Hooters (see last three screen shots).

Big Brother 9: Meet Big Brother 9's Hawaiian Tropic Natalie

2008-02-07T09:59:00.000-08:00

The Season 9 cast has been revealed, and not surprisingly, the cast is predominately white, tan, and laden with hair gel and/or cleavage. Should be plenty of trash to dig up on these folks.

I will begin with Natalie Lynn Cunial, a 28-year-old "self-described military kid" who serves coffee in a bikini to pay the bills. Of course, she's a Bible carrying Christian as well. Before becoming a barista, she worked as a Hooters Girl in Vegas, according to her Myspace account. The ass-crack revealing bikini shot below is one of many scantily clad photos available for perusal (not safe for Christians!).

The shining moment of Natalie's life thus far: taking the the title of title of Miss Hawaiian Tropic Oregon at age 21. Natalie was well-coiffed with a head full of tiny braids at the time (circa 2000).

The second picture indicates that there may be some topless photos circulating. I predict these will surface any hour now.

Defamer Asks, Who Is Paul Vincent? Katie Holmes's Trainer, Maybe.

2008-01-17T07:05:00.000-08:00

Update: Here is Paul Vincent's Personal Web site and IMDB page, which appears to contain credits for another Paul Vincent as well. Both Tom Cruise and Vincent are credited for the 1998 film Without Limits, where the two may have first crossed paths. Cruise is credited as a producer and Vincent as character "Ian McCaffrety."

In the last few days, Gawker and Defamer have been speculating about a mystery runner who stayed at Katie Holmes's side throughout the New York City Marathon. Now, another runner has come under scrutiny. Picture here. Defamer is reporting that 30-year-old Paul Vincent recorded the same split times as Holmes and suggests that he may have been sporting her tracking chip in addition to his own.

So who is Paul Vincent? Well, he's probably her trainer and an out-of-work actor.
It appears Paul Vincent may very well be this guy--a superior endurance athlete, professional trainer, and unaccomplished actor.

Photo Source: www.teamirie.com

The photo was taken from Paul's bio on the Team Irie Web site, which is the Web presence for a racing team of American endurance athletes. Paul's bio describes him as a protrainer and actor who "has earned the reputation as a top adventure racer in both sprint and expedition-length races. It also lists his age as 26 and since it appears the Team Irie Web site was last updated around 2003, he would be 29 or 30 today.

Real World Sydney's Ashli Crazy LiveJournal Entry

2007-11-15T07:42:00.000-08:00

The Real World's Ashli Robson Is A Certifiable Nut and Murderous Slut Hater
Last night I caught the Real World episode in which Ashli accuses another woman of being a slut. Her target, Greer, was flirting with Dunbar in much the same way that Ashli had been throughout the night. And she didn't just call her a slut in passing, she stepped between Greer and Dunbar and confronted her, accusing her of wanting to have sex with him and so on. Watch it here. She's pretty creepy.

Ashli explains her behavior with this sad reflection: "I love having a challenge because once I win it's the best feeling ever knowing I'm somehow better than the other person I was competing with. And when it comes to guys I usually win." It would be more appropriate to replace "somehow better" with "more delusional" or "more psychotic."

With that said, I found Ashli's old "GreatestJournal" (This Ashli is from Georgia, as is the Ashli on the show. And she's the same age). Seems in 2004, her hatred of "sluts" was already in full bloom. I am sure this journal gave MTV’s casting staff extra incentive to bring this nut onto the show.

Here is Ashli's slut rant from December 15, 2004, wherein she threatens to murder some "slut bags."
"okay, so brianna is pissed off about some stupid fuck head slut bags. If i ever get the chance to meet you. i will kill you. i will stab you in the face, and throw you in my friend paiges lake, along with all the other people we hate. this is just a warnign to all the other people who might think about fucking with brianna. Leave her alone, because chances are its gonna come back and bite you in your fat ass.
im not even kidding. does it sound like im kidding? no. and you know what else you fuck bags? stop talking shit. because her life has nothing to do with your pathetic excuse for a life. seriously, move on."

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Update Nov. 29, 2007: Ashli's journal has since been deleted, but at the moment it still exists in the Google cache.

The Bachelor's Solisa: Already Found Love?

2007-09-26T09:18:00.000-07:00

The Bachelor, season 11, promises there is a twist to come. Yes, I know that most people don't watch this show and its ratings have plummeted since the first season, but for remaining fans of the show or fans of the popular Austin, Texas-based band Reckless Kelly, this should raise some eyebrows.

Esthetician Solisa, one of this year's bachelorettes, hails from Austin, Texas, just as Bachelor Brad Womack does. Some are speculating that the show's twist is that the two already know each other; I haven't found any proof of this. But, it looks like Solisa may already be taken. By whom? Reckless Kelly guitarist and singer Willy Braun.

See for example, the profile of "~Cheri~" which features a photo of Solisa and Willy. Its caption: "Hottest Couple in Town."

Then, pay a visit to the page of "Elizabeth" and you will find messages from Cheri. In one, dated May 22, 2007, Cheri announces that Solisa has been asked to appear on The Bachelor. In a later message dated August 26, 2007, Cheri tells Elizabeth that there are "good things" going on between Solisa and Willy. These good things persist it seems--as suggested by the aforementioned photo on Cheri's profile.

Rumors have also circulated that Solisa once auditioned for American Idol. Hmmm, so she's possibly dating a successful country musician, has hopes of scoring a record deal, and is now a Bachelor contestant. It looks like Solisa might not be looking for love after all.

Is there a June 2008 wedding in store for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?

2007-09-11T11:36:00.000-07:00

A Tiffany & Co. wedding registry suggests that the couple may wed on June 1 of next year. The registry, assigned to "Heidi Montag and Spence Pratt," includes a variety of tasteful items leading one to believe Spencer had no hand in their selection.

The couple, who became engaged in May, have yet to publicly announce a wedding date. Heidi was spotted wedding dress shopping in early September.

The item with the highest price tag, a set of of sterling silver salt & pepper shakers priced at $425:

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More Pictures--Sarah Larson Before Las Vegas!

2007-09-08T15:48:00.000-07:00

Sarah Larson's life before Fear Factor and Las Vegas: Ordinary?

This may be my last Sarah Larson posting (unless, of course, anyone has some tips they want to share). From what I've found, she seems like a nice, normal girl. No sordid past. Sorry, ladies, George may actually stick with this one!

Today, Celebrity Insider posted a letter written by a guy who goes by the moniker Pizza T. Mr. Pizza claims to have dated Sarah for six years. A self-proclaimed "hippy thug," this guy's a far cry from George Clooney. He also says that Sarah is a college-eduated gal who attended Evergreen State College. Sure enough, the 2001 grad list from Evergreen lists Sarah Lorraine Larson as a Bachelor's degree recipient. This all begs the question, why Las Vegas and nightclub waitressing?

Her former Evergreen biology lab partner also has a photo album that includes old pictures of Sarah. Check it out:

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Exclusive Update on George Clooney's New Mystery Girlfriend, Sarah Larson

2007-09-05T21:38:00.000-07:00

Does George Clooney's new girlfriend want to keep her background a secret?

Earlier this week, coverage and photos of George Clooney's new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, of Las Vegas, who accompanied him at the Deauville Film Festival and at various outings in Venice, began circulating over the Web. Referenced in the press as a "model," I was baffled by her lack of search-engine presence. It seemed she was completely off the Google radar. But then I came upon this bit from Jeremy Pond of Vegas Confidential. By far, this is the best reporting to date on Clooney's new love. As per usual, the mainstream press is holding its breath. Boring.

Go-go dancer? Model? Or a combination thereof? Whatever her occupation, it doesn't really matter. It is however fun to compare her new wardrobe with the pre-Clooney wardrobe shown below.

Here are some shots of a woman who looks very similar to Sarah, from the night of the June 6th Ocean's Thirteen party at the Palms Hotel (the night she reportedly met Clooney). They were taken at the Moon Nightclub at the Palms.

Random photos of her on the job:

And here are photos of what looks like Sarah Larson hanging out with friends:

This one was taken at the Tao club:

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And so it begins...

2007-09-05T21:24:00.000-07:00

This is a confession: I am a Google addict. But now, rather than just sifting through Internet junk for my own amusement, I have decided I will post some of my more interesting finds here.

My apologies for now wasting your time as well as mine. Nonetheless, enjoy!