The Season 9 cast has been
revealed, and not surprisingly, the cast is predominately white, tan, and laden with hair gel and/or cleavage. Should be plenty of trash to dig up on these folks.
I will begin with
Natalie Lynn Cunial, a 28-year-old "self-described military kid" who serves coffee in a bikini to pay the bills. Of course, she's a Bible carrying Christian as well. Before becoming a barista, she worked as a Hooters Girl in Vegas, according to her
Myspace account. The ass-crack revealing bikini shot below is one of many scantily clad photos available for perusal (not safe for Christians!).


The shining moment of Natalie's life thus far: taking the the title of title of
Miss Hawaiian Tropic Oregon at age 21. Natalie was well-coiffed with a head full of tiny braids at the time (circa 2000).



The second picture indicates that there may be some topless photos circulating. I predict these will surface any hour now.